How to Act Like a Celebrity

Hi! Uncle Earl today want to share tips, only for those who want to Act Like a Celebrity. You don’t have to be a real celebrity, you just act like them. It is worth for you? Defend on you…

1. Go to all the popular parties, hire a luxury sedan Toyota Alphard. Surround yourself with only pretty people and all your friends MUST be fashionable. Have your friends nod the head everytime when you say something.
   
2. Buy some oversize sunglasses. It's ok if bigger than Bunga Citra Lestari (girl) or David Naif (boy).


3. Get glittery! You probably can't afford diamond jewelry, so buy fake diamonds; they look just as good and it isn't as bad when you lose them while dancing.


4. Smile all the time! Be happy and make everyone think your life is perfect, even though nothing can technically be "perfect."


5. Try having a cute catchphrase. Don't say, "Coy!", because it's not hot, it's so 1990. Try, "Secara!" and "Getho!" or "Cemonk". Try saying something cute like that.


6. Use expensive parfume, get free tester at mall. It’s makes people feel comfortable to get close to you.


7. Have a website, blog or both and network them. (like Dian Sastrowardoyo)

[foto and model]

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Lyrics Collection (Kumpulan Lirik Lagu Indonesia)

Karaoke with Julia Perez

For those who love Indonesian songs, my friend Cosa Aranda (who is also known as Google AdSense Guru and successful AdSense publisher) provides us a great collection of "Lirik lagu Indonesia"

You can get popular lyric or song text from various genres such as rap, rock, pop, hip-hop, punk, alternative, country, blues, folk, soul, or love song.

The site is simple and user friendly, lyrics collection organized by artists alphabetically and search engine included.

Here I quoted from its front page:

Lirik Terbaru

* Ussy Sulistiawati - Ada Uang (Abang Sayang)
* Ussy Sulistiawati - Pura-Pura Cinta
* Nidji - Penantian
* Nidji - Airin
* Nidji - Pulang
* Letto - Sejenak
* Ungu feat. Rossa - Tercipta Untukku (Accoustic)
* D.O.T - Belahan Jiwa
* Yovie & The Nuno - Ku Tak Suka Lagu Ini
* Yovie & The Nuno - Janji Suci
* Yovie & The Nuno - Dia Milikku
* Padi - Jika Engkau Bersedih
* Padi - Harmony
* Padi - Belum Terlambat
* D’Cinnamons - Ku Yakin Cinta
* Letto - Don’t Make Me Sad
* Letto - Permintaan Hati
* Bondan Prakoso feat. Fade To Black - Keroncong Protol
* Nidji - Jangan Lupakan
* Duo Maia - Emang Gue Pikirin

Lirik Pilihan

* Nidji - Kau dan Aku
* Glenn Fredly - Selama Kau Mau
* Peter Pan - Aku
* Gigi - Jalan di Bulan
* Gigi - Karuniamu
* Saykoji - Satu
* Melly Gouslaw - Ingin Sendiri Dulu
* Rossa - Biarkan Cinta Itu Ada
* Soulid - Kuingin Kembali
* Gigi - Bila
* Element - Terserah Kita
* Peter Pan - Yang Terdalam
* Rossa - Jangan
* Irwansyah & Acha - Ada Cinta
* Rossa - Cinta
* Andre Stinky - Cintailah Istanaku
* Tangga - Akhir Yang Indah
* Base Jam - Velony
* Yovie & The Nuno - Janji Suci
* Radja - Butuh Waktu

[Visit: Kumpulan Lirik Lagu Indonesia]

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The Collection of Gadis Indonesia Video Clips.

Below you'll find a collection of Gadis Indonesia video clips that was captured from local TV. There are video of “model panas tabloid dewasa”, "celana dalam" sexy Indonesian presenter "Yeyen Lidya kuis bisik-bisik", “bra tembus pandang”, red underwear and etc… Not bad. Good job, dude!

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Dewi Persik and her Kemben

Once upon a time there was a girl with “kemben melorot”. She grew up to become the girl with “kemben melorot”. She became very keen on all sorts of dances, and soon became known as the Girl With “Kemben Melorot” Who Dances “Goyang Gergaji”. Or GWKMWDGG for short.


One day she was dancing “Goyang Gergaji” with her “Kemben Melorot” in front of thousand of monkeys and suddenly a naughty monkey merabah stole a peach from "Kemben Melorot" with his dirty hand. About two second later, GWKMWDGG awared and was surprised to find her peach stolen. She then hit the naughty little monkey that was responsible.


But, GWKMWDGG never did find who was responsible for other stolen peach incident. She now learn Ninja Mind Control and practices "Jurus" Monkey Steals the Peach to take revenge against that bastard little monkey.



The End

Note: the story above is based on true story, hehehe...

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Sandra Dewi Pictures Scanned from FHM

Sandra Dewi on FHM Indonesia. Just imagine, you and Sandra Dewi in your cozy apartment with "Undress Me" in the background. Ho...ho... what a life!

Undress Me by Anggun

When I can't see right in your eyes
When I'm surrounded in the craziness of time
When you're understanding, is trying hard to stand still
When I wear layers of my pride, you should

Undress me, undress me
Unlock this chain and set me free
Remind me to be myself
Undress me, undress me
Unleash my heart and make me see
When I become someone else

Whenever I'm trapped in this tide
When I forgotten that there is you and I
When your persuasion is fighting in a blindfold
when I wear my bad moods to my mouth, you should

Undress me, undress me
Unlock this chain and set me free
Remind me to be myself, myself
Undress me, undress me
Unleash my heart and make me see
When I become someone else

Like a rose without its thorn
Like a bird without a song
Like the fire without the flame
If there's a painless love, we wouldn't be the same

Undress me, undress me
Unlock this chain and set me free
Remind me to be myself, my self
Undress me, undress me
Unleash my heart and make me see
When I become someone else

Undress me, undress me
Unlock this chain and set me free
Remind me to be myself
Undress me, undress me
Unleash my heart and make me see

Thanks to indo sexy

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Blog And Foto Pictures of Dian Sastrowardoyo

Pure, No make up it's me Dian sastro

Dian Sastro, the smart and beautiful Indonesian star has launched her new blog. You can now be acquainted with her much closer. Even you can call her “Ndek” a given name by her schoolmate (Tarky2000), look at when Dian eat instant noodles or played poker with her family. Visit her blog here and in a view moment you will be agree with Earl: Dian Sastro is a smart girl and she’s not only crowned with tubuh mulus perfect body but also perfect mind.

Ugly Betty? no.., cutie Dian Sasrto

Dian Sastro is not the first Indonesian celebrity who blog. Tiara Lestari, Angelina Sondakh, Dewi Lestari and many more...was preexistent celebrity blogger.

Earl hope, Dian will inspire Luna Maya, Bunga Citra Lestari, Zaskia Adya Mecca, Masayu Anastasia, Titi Kamal, Sandra Dewi and bla...bla...bla to blog. So we can read their stories, see their foto mesum private pictures, Ngintip take a peep at their daily life and understand their beautiful mind.

Dian Sastrowardoyo Video: Photo session

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Toyota Alphard - celebrities' vehicle

Toyota Alphard already became celebrities' “official vehicle”. Uncle Earl saw it on TV. Maia, Cut Mamey and Yuni Shara are celebrities who ride Toyota Alphard. Let’s see why the company's premium Japan-market minivan is so popular for those celebrities.

Toyota Alphard a streamlined, distinctively grand format with a spacious cabin and comprehensive features to ensure superior driving enjoyment. Alphard owners can assuredly look forward to endless driving pleasure and pride. Toyota Alphard is an interesting alternative to a chauffeur-driven limo or large luxury sedan.

Recently the automaker's in-house customization firm , Toyota Modellista, has created the Alphard Royal Lounge edition, an executive vehicle best suited for celebrity who need more
luxurious Alphard.

Toyota Alphard Royal Lounge interior:




The price? For the Alphard Hybrid Royal Lounge, it's about $61,000 US.

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